i want to go get some kool-aid but i am listening to magmoor caverns main theme and that music is too great to pause so i guess i’ll be thirsty for 4 more minutes

It’s Monday again. Do you need a pick-me-up? Have some hilarious quotes from The Lego Movie. You’re welcome and everything is awesome.

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z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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wcbbt-serving-up-smiles:

omgtsn:

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YOU KNOW I DON’T THINK THIS IS HOW THE SONG GOES

God just play it.

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Anonymous said: Orphan black au where everything is the same except all the clones have Miranda cosgrove's face

thingsdrawnonorphanblack:

IM SO FUCKING ANGRY AT U FOR THIS BUT ALSO I LOVE U

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ectolime:

clay-phoenix:

leo-arcana:

lil-weezing:

ask-flameprince:

ask-alex-the-vampire-princess:

arthur-christmas-claus:

auspisstice:

ferlmao:

himapapaftw:

blackmormon:

i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang

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I wouldn’t be surprised

Woah woah woah, that means

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whA T

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

Can we please not forget about this? 

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Wait then what if

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i cannot accept this

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WHAT THE FRICK IS GOING ON

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friends forever

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what does this mean????? what is her “m”???? her mvagina???? her mammary????????? metroid???????????????there is only one m they refer to, it is singular not plural… and what do you mean by other????? that could be anything just fill in the blank:
i’d wrestle her m! i’d shoot her m! i’d babysit her m! i’d digitally alter her m! i’d forget about the canon of her m!
this is so not specific at all

what does this mean????? what is her “m”???? her mvagina???? her mammary????????? metroid???????????????there is only one m they refer to, it is singular not plural… and what do you mean by other????? that could be anything just fill in the blank:

i’d wrestle her m! i’d shoot her m! i’d babysit her m! i’d digitally alter her m! i’d forget about the canon of her m!

this is so not specific at all

thats-oddly-romantic:

I feel guilty for asking more of you clone club since you have already given me so much in my time of need. But could you help to spread the word that I am okay?

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Ok after doing a bunch of research after the question “Could Samus Aran Fight a Jedi Knight and Win” popped into my head, I have deduced that she could win at her usual game-end arsenal, but the likeliness of her winning is based on the skill of the Jedi. So Yoda, Mace Windu, or Luke Skywalker - they’d all probably best her, though not without injuries of their own.

Now if Samus has her Phazon stuff equipped, and she hit or even got Phazon near the Jedi, unless the Jedi is human or wearing super armor, the Jedi is dead. Phazon is highly radioactive and parasitic, and it corrupts the host too quickly for intervention unless the host is human. Space Pirates (the non-Phazon-enhanced ones) instantly died from contact with Phazon. Even then, efficient Phazon removal is near-impossible. Samus can deal with it due to her Power Suit, P.E.D. suit attachment, and all the modifications to her DNA.

And that was another one of my life’s burning questions answered at least partly. Enough for me to be able to sleep now.

(Note: while I have extensive knowledge of the Metroid universe, my understanding of Star Wars and the powers is limited to what I saw in the movies about 10+ years ago, the few episodes of the cartoon I saw on Netflix, the roleplaying game I’m in, and the googling I just did online.)

mariowiki:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

super smash bros

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Nooooooo it’sssss toooooooo hooooooooot and now I have terrible stomach pains bc of it booooooooooo